tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (Nokoru fade)

This is your last chance.  Read from the start, or forever suffer confuzzlement.  (That's confusion, for those who don't know Tamspeak.)

 

tamchronin: (Hermione - brown nosing know it all)

It's almost the end.  If you missed all the important stuff at the start, DON'T START HERE!  Trust me.  Your brain will thank you.

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ZAP!  I got you!  Nuh-uh!)

This is another episode of my shameless November padding technique.  That's right, these pre-chapter breaks to tell you about the warning or disclaimers or notes or nose pickings at the beginning of the story are all a shame.  A shameless ruse to waste your time and add numbers to my story count so that I can win at NaNoWriMo.  If you think any less of me for it, you've obviously never participated in NaNoWriMo.  (Those of you who have, feel free to steal this idea!)

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ~sigh~)

This is another chapter.  Here it is.  Right here.  Right now.  For your amusement.  Just for you.  All for you.  For nobody else but you.  Unless you didn't read the warning or disclaimer or notes at the start of the fanfic.  Then it's for someone else.

d00d!

Nov. 27th, 2006 04:19 pm
tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - collector's item)
Philosopher's Stone!

Finally, I can read the first HP novel the way it was intended, and giggle at all the cultural references I didn't know before/will now have to look up! hahaha

Thank you, Cheryl! It's a birthday present full of wonderful!
tamchronin: (Hermione - brown nosing know it all)

Thingies are at the thingy at the start of the thingy.  Would I thingy to you?  I thingy not!  Thingy.

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ~sigh~)

Sanity?  No thank you.  Information pertaining to this story can be found that-a-way, at the start.

 

tamchronin: (Hermione - brown nosing know it all)

Here.  Have a non-warning, with a non-disclaimer with a helping of non-notes on the side.

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ZAP!  I got you!  Nuh-uh!)

At the tone, please fill in your request for a proper note and disclaimer, including any information about the status of any previous reviews/comments on this story, and whether or not you have in fact read the first one.  Thank you.

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - Just kidding)

Once upon a time, somebody else wrote all about the characters and places in this story first, and it wasn't me.  I don't own any of the characters or settings in this work of fanfic.  If you'd like to know who does, please walk to the book store nearest the cave you've been living in and ask someone to point you in the direction of the Harry Potter novels.  Thank you.

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ZAP!  I got you!  Nuh-uh!)

I disclaim and disavow all dastardly and deviant intentions dealing with this derivation.

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ~sigh~)

Yes, that's right, it's another lame chapter, and another lame attempt at lame humor to point out that this is not another lame disclaimer, and that the actual disclaimer (which is also lame) came at the lame first chapter because the lame author is too lame to come up with a better way to shamelessly pad her lame word count (which is actually rather impressive for this time in the month!)

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ~sigh~)


It's just not NaNo, until [profile] twilightspirit icons something I wrote.  hehehe
tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - ZAP!  I got you!  Nuh-uh!)

See the disclaimer.  Taste it.  Breathe it.  Live it.  Know it.

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (O.o fanfic??? (Ron))

I had something to put here, some witty phrase or something of the sort to relay and delay the chapter just a moment more.  It's gone now.  Please read responsibly.

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - Just kidding)

Oh, right, I just remembered a warning I forgot to put on everything else.  Spoilers.  There are spoilers for all the books sprinkled in here, here and there.  Oh, sure, right now some of you are thinking I've got everything all wrong, but all I can do is ask you to trust me.  I know where I've got it "wrong" and it's wrong for a reason.  Other notes and disclaimers are as above.

Ha

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (Yuki brain brokey)

This is the author's note that never ends...yes it goes on and on my friends...this author started writing it, not knowing what it was...but she'll continue writing it forever just because this is the author's note that never ends...

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (HP - collector's item)

If you start at the very beginning, you'll already know what I'm going to say.  If you leave feedback along the way you'll make the Tam a very happy girl.  (Not that she isn't already!  HA!)

 

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (Unicorn Dream)

It's not mine!  I don't own it!  I wrote all of this, but I didn't make up the characters or the world.  I'm just screwing up the timeline for my own pleasure.  I hope you enjoy it anyway, despite my lack of creativity.  hahahahaha

 

 

tamchronin: (Hermione - brown nosing know it all)

It's November.  I'm padding my word count.  Want to make something of it?  Oh, just go read the warnings and disclaimers and notes.  I'm only typing them out once.

 

Profile

tamchronin: coctail umbrella captioned "pretty but pretty useless" (Default)
Tam Chronin

April 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
234567 8
9 101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30      

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios