This is another episode of my shameless November padding technique. That's right, these pre-chapter breaks to tell you about the warning or disclaimers or notes or nose pickings at the beginning of the story are all a shame. A shameless ruse to waste your time and add numbers to my story count so that I can win at NaNoWriMo. If you think any less of me for it, you've obviously never participated in NaNoWriMo. (Those of you who have, feel free to steal this idea!)
This is another chapter. Here it is. Right here. Right now. For your amusement. Just for you. All for you. For nobody else but you. Unless you didn't read the warning or disclaimer or notes at the start of the fanfic. Then it's for someone else.
At the tone, please fill in your request for a proper note and disclaimer, including any information about the status of any previous reviews/comments on this story, and whether or not you have in fact read the first one. Thank you.
Once upon a time, somebody else wrote all about the characters and places in this story first, and it wasn't me. I don't own any of the characters or settings in this work of fanfic. If you'd like to know who does, please walk to the book store nearest the cave you've been living in and ask someone to point you in the direction of the Harry Potter novels. Thank you.
Yes, that's right, it's another lame chapter, and another lame attempt at lame humor to point out that this is not another lame disclaimer, and that the actual disclaimer (which is also lame) came at the lame first chapter because the lame author is too lame to come up with a better way to shamelessly pad her lame word count (which is actually rather impressive for this time in the month!)
Oh, right, I just remembered a warning I forgot to put on everything else. Spoilers. There are spoilers for all the books sprinkled in here, here and there. Oh, sure, right now some of you are thinking I've got everything all wrong, but all I can do is ask you to trust me. I know where I've got it "wrong" and it's wrong for a reason. Other notes and disclaimers are as above.
This is the author's note that never ends...yes it goes on and on my friends...this author started writing it, not knowing what it was...but she'll continue writing it forever just because this is the author's note that never ends...
This one will be silly and fun and a great stress relief for me. It'll be my second priority, though, so don't expect parts to be put up here as fast as Erised. Thanks!
It's not mine! I don't own it! I wrote all of this, but I didn't make up the characters or the world. I'm just screwing up the timeline for my own pleasure. I hope you enjoy it anyway, despite my lack of creativity. hahahahaha