And the wank played on

Thank you, Peacewish. A thousand times, thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I know you haven't participated much because time hasn't let you, but I am enjoying all of this much more than I'm sure I should.

Personal applause goes to mori_ryoshi for keeping a cool head and maturity in the midst of all the wank. She almost makes me want to read FAKE so I can read what she's written. I love how she's managed to be attacked by association with the hystrionic "victims" of this wank and come out sounding like an adult. Snarky, but adult.

When have I ever faulted someone for a good snark though?

(Snarking at/about me doesn't count! I'm over-sensitive, and I admit it!)

My personal WTF award goes to toebear. I was not aware that my being a lesbian directly contributed to being involved in this wank. However, I can go and sleep with the only male I can stand to have touch me (as he lives with me), and *then* come back to tell you how much of an idiot you're being, if you truly need to be proven wrong. (edit: Or, as the male in question said, "Not only can she get as much dick as she wants, she gets higher caliber pussy than I do." Yeah, he's crude like that....) Yes, some of us really don't have better things to do with our time. There, I admitted it! Does that make you feel better about yourself, dear?

Well, no. She does have a point. This wank has taken away from my writing, and as I have a four-year-old in the house I *always* could be cleaning.

Remember, boys and girls, if you ever have to resort to "cussing" and name-calling in an arguement, you have lost. You have given away your credibility, your rationality, and your power. If the words make a 12-year-old giggle to say, and you're using it to "prove" your point, you've just admitted defeat.

I've got a novel to finish.