Stolen at gunpoint from arabwel

I don't want to be here! So, send me somewhere. In a comment to this post, describe (not just name, give me an actual description please) somewhere you think I might like to be sent to - whether real place, fictional place, landscape, city, bar, event, planet, anywhere at all. I shall then reply and tell you what I'm doing in the place you've sent me to, and what I think of it.